The shortbus

by ihateroomba

37 Comments

  1. eilonwyhasemu

    What, we’re now doing thumbprint cookies as pizza?

    Jail, ten year minimum sentence.

  2. bigexplosion

    How does this work when the criminal is the person who ordered it and not the person who made it?

  3. Impending_Doom25

    I bet whoever made that pizza rode the short bus. For the record, so did i

  4. musknasty84

    The sauce may be too hot, and it needs time to cool

  5. LazyOldCat

    Burn the crust a bit, post in on r/Pizza with the hydration %.

    Profit.

  6. Tenshiijin

    “Hello. Yes. I’d like one pepperoni pizza please. And can you make it look like a butthole with hemroids? Thanks!”

  7. Arcticfox04

    On the short bus straight to jail with no parole!

  8. Moby_Prick94

    Didn’t have enough toppings, been there. But I did have garlic and butter to dip my crust in lol

  9. rosebudthesled8

    If the crust was garlic brea stuffed with cheese this might be acceptable but just dry dough at that magnitude is a crime.

  10. JRiddleTheAuthor

    Maaaaaan, F the Manager, I want the Employee’s head on a platter!! This is CRIMINAL!

  11. Kitchen-Revolution-9

    Death penalty! Immediately. 🪑⚡️

  12. Area scales as the square of radius. This crime is bigger than it looks. They were robbed!

  13. T-NextDoor_Neighbor

    Just have a Calzone at this point. CRIME!

  14. Pleasant-Chef6055

    Just say it rather than use some euphemism that means the same.

    Have some pizza!!!

  15. ryohazuki224

    How the fuck did this get out the door? Fire any of the Domino’s employees who saw this come out of the oven, put it in the box, and cut it up without saying “Hmm, this looks FUCKING WRONG”

  16. HenryInRoom302

    When you order a small but they only have large bases.

  17. Secret_Nose_6297

    the fact that the crust isn’t buttered or seasoned (at least by looking at it) is even more criminal due to the crust/topping ratio

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